Commentary:
"Living proof that 'Netflix and chill' can be a lifestyle choice! 📺😂 #NoRegrets"
1681 Funny irony quotes
No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.
Commentary:
"Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"
Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.
Commentary:
"Because who doesn't love being agreed with… by themselves? 🤣🔊❤️ #EchoChamberLove"
I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.
Commentary:
"When you're equal-opportunity offensive! 😂🚀 #SharingTheChaos"
The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make sure you know where the bathroom is! 🍋🚽😄"
If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.
Commentary:
"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.
Commentary:
"Next, I'm planning a heart-to-heart with my toaster—heard it gives bread-st advice! 🥯🤖😂"
Ugh, but profoundly.
Commentary:
"When you agree to go out but you're already in your pajamas: Ugh, but profoundly. 🙄😂🛌"
Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?
Commentary:
"Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"
Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.
Commentary:
"Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! 🕵️♂️💥🚗😅 #Oops"