Commentary:
"Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹♂️😅"
1681 Funny irony quotes
If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.
Commentary:
"When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷♂️ #StayHungry"
Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.
Commentary:
"Yikes! Hope you remembered to save your progress! 🧠💻😂 #BrainBackup"
Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.
Commentary:
"When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"
If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?
Commentary:
"Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"
I have the bruises of a much more active person.
Commentary:
"Those bruises are just my body’s way of telling me I’m living my best 'accidental Olympic athlete' life 😂🏅🤕"
If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?
Commentary:
"Trying to exist online without getting offended is like playing dodgeball with a brick wall! 😂💻🚧"
They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
Commentary:
"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).
Commentary:
"Guess I'm 99% water and 1% Barbie! 💧🎀 #PlasticFantastic"
People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.
Commentary:
"Admitting mistakes is for amateurs! I'm only professionally flawless 😜🦄✨ #PerfectlyImperfect"