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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.