Funny job loss quotes

• Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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  1 month ago

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• I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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  1 month ago

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