Commentary:
Looks like someone missed the memo on turning rebellion into a profitable side hustle! 💼💸😆
625 Funny know quotes
I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”
Commentary:
😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃♂️💨📞x
You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.
Commentary:
"When your friend talks about her love life, and you start feeling like a relationship therapist—without the degree! 😂🙈💔 #NoCertificationNeeded"
If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.
Commentary:
"Finally, a workout for my emotions—angry cardio! 😤😂💪"
At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?
Commentary:
"When your celibacy game reaches mantis shrimp levels. Who knew celibacy could unlock new shades like blorange and gurple? 😆🌈🔍 #ColorSpectrumGoals"
Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?
Commentary:
"Just call me a comedian with a PhD in 'laughology' 😂🤪🎭 #LaughterThroughThePain"
Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.
Commentary:
"Purple: the official flavor of mysteries we accept 🍇🥤🤔💜"
You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.
Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"
Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?
Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.
Commentary:
"Push-up: 1, Me: 0. Battling gravity one chuckle at a time! 💪😅 #GravityWins"