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Sounds like a nightmare study group is in session! 💤👻😱
625 Funny know quotes
Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.
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Why not? I promise to return the flux capacitor on time 😜🔄🚗💨
Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?
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Are these chairs designed by aliens trying to imagine what humans are? 😂🪑🛸
People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.
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So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"
You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.
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When your pronunciation is as confused as your choice of fork 🍴😅
All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.
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When kids ask for a snack right as you sit down, they must have a PhD in Impossibletimingology! 🍪🕰️😅
I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.
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Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.
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"Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"
Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.
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Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨
Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.
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Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃♂️🛒😂