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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
27 Funny law quotes
December calories don’t count. That’s the law.
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Guess I'll be having a lawful December feast! 🍰🎉👮♂️
If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.
Risky business over there! You might just get double the high! 😄🚬🪨
I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.
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Finally, a legal requirement we can all stand behind – free us from endless scrolling, one app at a time! 🚫📱🎉
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.
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Spinning in circles until I get dizzy or a ticket, whichever comes first! 🚓😂🔄
I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.
People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.
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"If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!"
The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.
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"Ah, the fine art of rebranding oneself from suspect to person of interest! It's all about keeping up appearances, darling 💁♂️🕵️♂️. Who knew a change in title could make such a difference in the eyes of the law? Detective fashion advice: always look good, even when suspected of looking bad! 🔍👀 #GlamCriminal"