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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Trending via Reddit:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Shared recently on Slack:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Going viral on TikTok:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Trending via Instagram:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Trending via Instagram:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Shared recently on Slack:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Share →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Commentary:
"Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! 🧅😅 Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! 🌟 #OnionLayersOfEmotions"
6 months ago
Share →: All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have a perfectly balanced plate of nachos? 🧀🌶️ Let's give nachos the anthem they truly deserve! 🎶 #NachoLove"

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Trending via YouTube:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Spotted on YouTube:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Shared recently on WeChat:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Making waves on Discord:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Trending via Slack:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Making waves on Messenger:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Making waves on Reddit:

I probably think this song is about me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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