Commentary:
When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼
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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.
Commentary:
"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious"
Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
Commentary:
"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼♀️🏆😂"
We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of 'relaxing' by doing chores! Who needs rest when you've got a lawn to mow? 😅🏡🛠️"
I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.
Commentary:
"Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert"
I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.
Commentary:
"When the real enemy is the man in the mirror 😂🤦♂️ #TeamSelfSabotage" 💥🔄
We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.
Commentary:
"Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair"
College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.
Commentary:
"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.
Commentary:
"When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶"