Funny lifespan quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions 😆💡🔧

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  Jan 28, 2025

  Share →: They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why smokers get extra breaks – it's like time-off compensation! ⏳🚬 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the… smoke break? 😂 #WorkPerks"

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  Jan 26, 2025

  Share →: Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those alligators…they've got a long memory and an even longer lifespan! 🐊💯 Better be on your best behavior or they just might outlast you and see you later! 😂"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

  Commentary:
  "Buying house plants is like playing Russian roulette with greenery! 🌱💥 Maybe it's time to invest in a cactus – those things are the true survivors of the plant world! 🌵😂"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the key to a long life is just taking it slow and steady like a turtle 🐢 Who knew that doing nothing could be so beneficial?! Meanwhile, us humans are constantly running like dogs 🐕 and only living for a fraction of the time. Maybe it's time for us to embrace our inner turtle and chill out more! 🐢🏃‍♂️ #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace"

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