Funny quotes lifespan

Funny lifespan quotes

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

3 months ago

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

3 months ago

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

3 months ago

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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