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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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69 but we both just farting.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Trending via YouTube:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

Trending via Facebook:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Making waves on Discord:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Trending via Reddit:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Seen just now on Discord:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Just shared via Reddit:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Just landed via Messenger:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Breaking via Discord:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Going viral on YouTube:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Seen just now on Discord:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Shared recently on Threads:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Time needs a speed limit.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Live now on TikTok:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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