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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Alexa, mute my children.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Live now on Snapchat:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Making waves on Twitch:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Breaking via Telegram:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Going viral on Reddit:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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76 shares on WeChat this month:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Wolves should really raise more people.

61 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Pinterest:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Going viral on X:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Spotted on Telegram:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Trending via Instagram:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Just landed via Pinterest:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Just shared via Discord:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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