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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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