Commentary:
"Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰"
52 Funny month quotes
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's emotional plumbing needs a good flush! 💩 Maybe it's time for some emotional fiber to get things moving again! 😂"
This entire month could’ve been an email.
Commentary:
Well, this month's performance deserves an Oscar for the longest running act of unnecessary length! 💌😂 Maybe next time they'll remember: "Inbox before insanity!" 📧 #EmailsForDays
Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.
Commentary:
"Men's dating budget: One-time use only! Like a limited-time offer at a store 🛍️💸 Don't mistake it for the long-term finance plan 💼💰 #DatingRealities"
Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.
Commentary:
"Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"
December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.
Commentary:
Ah, December – the month where procrastination thrives and responsibility takes a holiday break, leaving poor January to clean up the mess like the designated driver at the office party 🎉🤷♂️ Don't worry, January, we promise to start working on that New Year's resolution…in February! 📆🙈 #JustDecemberThings
December you will be good to me (threateningly).
Commentary:
Oh December, we're all watching you 👀 Don't even think about slacking off with the holiday cheer 🎅🎄 Time to be good, or else… 🌟 #DecemberDemandsExcellence
Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone missed the memo on the whole 'free pass to heaven' deal… 💸🙏 Maybe they should have read the fine print! 😂 #HeavenlyFinances"
Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.
Commentary:
"Who needs food when you can have a liquid diet, right? 🍺🍁 Prost to the ultimate Oktoberfast challenge! Just be sure to 'stein' in moderation 😉🤣 #OktoberfestGoals"
I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.
Commentary:
Surviving November: the only extreme sport where my coach is my coffee mug! ☕️😂