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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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