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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Making waves on Discord:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Trending via Instagram:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Trending via WeChat:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Funny New York City quotes

Funny New York City quotes 😂 capture the city’s wild energy, quirky characters, and unforgettable moments in just a few words! From taxi chaos 🚕 to pizza cravings 🍕, these witty lines bring NYC’s charm and hustle to life. Whether you’re a local or just dreaming of the Big Apple 🍎, get ready to laugh and see the city through a hilariously honest lens. Ready to giggle? Let’s dive in! 🎉

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Share →: Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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When you text your friend to ask how many potions you need for the subway ride 🧙‍♂️🗽😂
2 months ago
Share →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Commentary:
🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"
3 months ago
Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Commentary:
"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Commentary:
"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓"

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Shared recently on Slack:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Just shared via Slack:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Going viral on TikTok:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Breaking via Messenger:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Shared recently on X:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Breaking via Discord:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Shared recently on X:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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