Commentary:
"At my age, the only unnecessary noise I tolerate is my own snoring! 😴🔊 #TooManyDecibels #ExtraFriendsNotIncluded"
63 Funny noise quotes
Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.
Commentary:
"Is it my joints or my morning cereal? 🤔🔍😂 #MysterySounds #SeniorSymphony"
That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.
Commentary:
"When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"
You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.
Commentary:
"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂"
Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.
Commentary:
"Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"
My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶"
Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! 😂📱🙈"
I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.
Commentary:
"When I crank up Metallica, my neighbors join the live concert! 🎸🤘😅"
Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.
Commentary:
"Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"
Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.
Commentary:
"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"