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When your social skills are at 2% but your volume's at 100% 🎤🔊😄
63 Funny noise quotes
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”
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When Netflix autoplay is my DJ and my phone screen is the dance floor 🎶📱💃 #MultitaskingMaster
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?
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Sounds like you need earplugs, or maybe your own snoring symphony 🎶🐶😴
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
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Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.
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When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready 😂📺📱
I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.
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Who knew that white noise isn't code for a country music concert? 😴🎸🚜
If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.
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Sounds like you've got front-row tickets to the hottest drama in town, no subscription needed! 🎬📺👀
Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.
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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼