Commentary:
"Ah yes, just dropped a 'furthermore' in my email and instantly transformed into a keyboard wizard 🧙♂️✨✍️"
260 Funny nothing quotes
“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.
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When you work so hard to earn boos, applause feels cheap 😆👏 #Goals #RickAndMorty #GoatDoctrine
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
Commentary:
When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.
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When you drop 'radical' in a convo and watch the confused looks, that's when you've truly traveled back in time 🚀😎📟
It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.
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Weekend warrior at doing absolutely nothing, and still earning a gold medal in napping! 🛌🤣💤
My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.
Commentary:
The ultimate zen move: expert-level napping! 🧘♂️😴✨
Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.
Commentary:
Relatable! Vented to my cat once, now he's plotting world domination. 😹🤦♂️ #Oops
Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.
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Tick-tock, I'm counting sheep in reverse! 🐑⏰😴
Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.
Commentary:
Laughing through life like it's my cardio workout 😂💪
Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.
Commentary:
When you realize yesterday's brilliance was actually just a cosmic joke on your ego 😂🤦♂️✨