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Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Overthinkaholic!

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Going viral on YouTube:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

Seen just now on X:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Just shared via Threads:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Making waves on Reddit:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Just shared via YouTube:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

You are the Monday of my life.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

21 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

Just landed via Slack:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Going viral on TikTok:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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