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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Trending via YouTube:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Spotted on Reddit:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Spotted on Instagram:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Going viral on Slack:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Just landed via Slack:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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4 months ago
Share →: You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when you have a tree outside someone's house to spy on them? 🌳👀 Nothing says 'neighborhood watch' quite like branching out into investigative tree work! 🕵️‍♂️ #TreePeeper"
6 months ago
Share →: I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Commentary:
Ah, the Thanksgiving table – where family dynamics take center stage! 🦃👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It's like a live performance of The Real Housewives of Dysfunction Junction! 🎭😂 Who needs name cards when you can just assign DSM-5 diagnoses to everyone instead? 📋🤪 #ThanksgivingTales
6 months ago
Share →: At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Commentary:
🎨 Taking a leisurely stroll through the art museum like a wise owl in a world of busy bees 🦉🚶‍♂️ Who knew that admiring masterpieces could also be a test of patience and grace? #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheArtGaze 🐌🖼️

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Breaking via WeChat:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Spotted on Twitch:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Live now on YouTube:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Going viral on Instagram:

You wish you had this many chins.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Broadcasted on Slack:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Trending via Reddit:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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