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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

No amount of daylight can save us.

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Spotted on Telegram:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Making waves on WeChat:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Just landed via Facebook:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Just shared via Reddit:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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