Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,446

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m sick of living through history!

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Making waves on Twitch:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Going viral on Reddit:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

Funny pad quotes

Funny pad quotes bring a burst of laughter and good vibes to any space 😂🏠 Whether you’re decking out your dorm, apartment, or cozy nook, these witty words add personality and charm. From clever puns to cheeky one-liners, funny pad quotes turn your walls into a comedy club 🎉✨ Get ready to smile every time you walk in!

New funny pad quotes 👇

All funny pad quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,433

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Seen just now on Threads:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Just shared via Snapchat:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Going viral on Reddit:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Just shared via Twitch:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Going viral on Reddit:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Seen just now on Twitch:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴