Funny pad quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule 🕒🔥 Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! ⏰😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

  Commentary:
  "Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"

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