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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Going viral on Twitch:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Shared recently on Twitch:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Spotted on X:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Seen just now on X:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

Making waves on Twitch:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Live now on Threads:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Going viral on YouTube:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

88 shares on Threads this month:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

18 shares on X this month:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

29 shares on YouTube this month:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,523

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Live now on Facebook:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Trending via TikTok:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Going viral on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Live now on Twitch:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Seen just now on Reddit:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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