Funny quotes popping

Funny popping quotes

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

1 month ago

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

2 months ago

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

3 months ago

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

3 months ago

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

3 months ago