Funny popping quotes

• I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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  2 months ago

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• “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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• You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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• Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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• I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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