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Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

50 shades of single.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Freshly posted on X:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Trending via X:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Just landed via Facebook:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

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25 shares on Reddit this month:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

56 shares on Slack this month:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

39 shares on Slack this month:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

71 shares on X this month:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

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17,559

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15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Just shared via TikTok:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Just shared via Threads:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Trending via Reddit:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Spotted on Facebook:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Spotted on Slack:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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