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Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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Going viral on Telegram:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Trending via WhatsApp:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Shared recently on X:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Making waves on YouTube:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Seen just now on Slack:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Going viral on WeChat:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

24 shares on Telegram this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

69 shares on Threads this month:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on YouTube:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Just landed via Reddit:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Seen just now on YouTube:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Shared recently on Telegram:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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