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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,690

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Breaking via Threads:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Just shared via Discord:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Going viral on TikTok:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Just shared via Snapchat:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Trending via Telegram:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,548

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Threads:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Breaking via WeChat:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Just landed via YouTube:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Going viral on Slack:

Your opinions are not my business.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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