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Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Trending via Messenger:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Trending via Discord:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Going viral on Reddit:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Spotted on Instagram:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Funny result quotes

Funny result quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those unexpected outcomes and celebrate the quirks of life 🎉😂 Whether you nailed it or totally flopped, these witty lines turn every result into a moment of joy and giggles 🤪📊 Ready to brighten your day with humor and a little sass? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on success, failure, and everything in between! 🚀😄

New funny result quotes 👇

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

1 day ago

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You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

2 weeks ago

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I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

2 months ago

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

2 months ago

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37 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

15 shares on X this month:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

69 shares on Slack this month:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

25 shares on Discord this month:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

Breaking via Pinterest:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Spreading quickly via X:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Just shared via YouTube:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Spotted on Telegram:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Making waves on Slack:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Breaking via Messenger:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Trending via TikTok:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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