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Funny rug quotes

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

4 weeks ago

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

2 months ago

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

2 months ago