Funny rug quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – spider or yarn, the struggle is real! 🕷️🧶 May the yarn rest in peace – or should we say, rest in threads? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

  Commentary:
  🐶😂 "Who's a good boy? Apparently not Bob, because he's turning your rug into his personal bathroom! 😅 Talk about mixing up identities – Bob's living his best (but most mischievous) human name life! 🐕💩 #DogsWithHumanNames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Feeling like a bug without his rug.

  Commentary:
  "Must've been quite a buzz for that bug to misplace his rug! 🐞🛌 Talk about a fashion faux pas in the insect world! Don't worry buddy, we've all had those 'woke up on the wrong side of the leaf' days! 😄"

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