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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂
199 Funny satire quotes
“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.
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Capitalism: Coming soon to a wallet near you! 🎟️💸😅
A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.
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Sounds like he's found the ultimate life hack for job hunting 😂📝🚀
Wonder what I should wear to World War III.
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Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖
Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?
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Guess we should've brought popcorn for this apocalyptic premiere 🍿😅📉
Which wine pairs best with WWIII?
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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.
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Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.
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Running after a ping pong ball is the ultimate cardio workout nobody asked for! 🏓😂🏃♂️
If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.
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Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂
I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”
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Ah, the good ol' days when it was just Pinocchio's resume getting updated! 😂🤥📜