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Here we go again, trading sunshine for pumpkin spice and existential dread 🍂⏰😅
38 Funny seasonal quotes
Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.
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Ah, the infamous mud season – nature's way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! 😂🌧️ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here's to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! 🙏🏽🤣 #MudSeasonStruggles
Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.
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Autumn vibes: when questionable decisions turn into seasonal decor! 🍁🎃
The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.
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Dreaming of killer crabs and ghostly fishermen! 🎣👻 But hey, at least the views are killer too! 🌊😄
Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.
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Guess your new shirt is on an extended summer vacation! 🌞😅👕
Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.
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When the summer folks are down, my spirit does the Macarena! 🕺🌞🎉
August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
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Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! 🎃🎄🍾🏖️ Time travel, anyone?
There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.
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When the calendar switches to late August, my shorts start whispering their goodbye speeches. 🍂😢👖