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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Just shared via Telegram:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Reported on Messenger:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Going viral on Telegram:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Just landed via Reddit:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Going viral on TikTok:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Making waves on WeChat:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Reported on YouTube:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Making waves on Instagram:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I run a parody bank account.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Making waves on YouTube:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Breaking via X:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Going viral on X:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Breaking via Twitch:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Reported on YouTube:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Just landed via Instagram:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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