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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Going viral on TikTok:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Broadcasted on Discord:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Just landed via Reddit:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Just landed via Threads:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Spotted on Facebook:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Going viral on Threads:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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