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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Going viral on Slack:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Live now on Threads:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Spotted on X:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Just landed via Reddit:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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