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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Going viral on Messenger:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Spotted on Facebook:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Reported on Facebook:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Just landed via WeChat:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Freshly posted on X:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Going viral on X:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Just shared via Threads:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Trending via WeChat:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Reported on LinkedIn:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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