Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days. Commentary:Who knew that "new job immunity" was the latest health trend? Where's my cape and superpowers? 🦸♂️💼😅
Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach. Commentary:Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬
