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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Just shared via Twitch:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Trending via Messenger:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Just shared via Facebook:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Funny sites quotes are the perfect blend of wit and whimsy to brighten your day 😂💡 Whether you need a quick laugh or some clever words to share, these gems will have you grinning in no time 😎✨ Dive into a world where humor meets wisdom and let the good vibes roll! 🎉📲 #LaughOutLoud #QuoteGoals

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

1 month ago
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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

1 month ago
am, car, dating, delivery, done, food, food delivery, humor, job, people, priorities, relationships, sites
Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

1 month ago
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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Spotted on Pinterest:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Going viral on Reddit:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Making waves on Discord:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Live now on Discord:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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