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Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Trending via Slack:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Just landed via YouTube:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Seen just now on Slack:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Seen just now on X:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Just shared via Threads:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Spotted on Telegram:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Reported on Messenger:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Share →: Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Commentary:
When "Netflix and chill" turns into "close pop-ups and pray" 😂🍿📺
6 months ago
Share →: I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can swipe right on a delicious meal? 🍔🚗 Let's be real, food delivery folks bring joy and sustenance straight to your doorstep – they truly deliver in more ways than one! 😄🍕 #FoodOverDudes"
6 months ago
Share →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Commentary:
Oh, the lyrical struggles of our pre-internet era! 🎶😱 Back then, misheard lyrics were a way of life, and we jammed out to songs with our own unique interpretations. Oh, the horror when we finally discovered the truth – say goodbye to our ridiculous renditions! Teens today, basking in the glory of lyrics sites, will never understand the struggle of thinking the wrong lyrics were right for years. Ah, the innocence of youth! 😂

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Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Going viral on Slack:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Freshly posted on X:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Live now on WeChat:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Just shared via Threads:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Breaking via Discord:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Shared recently on Slack:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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