Funny Snow White quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

  Commentary:
  "If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅‍♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

  Commentary:
  "🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙‍♀️😄"

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