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Strutting down the street with a pizza is the new version of a red carpet moment 🍕🕺😎
38 Funny social behavior quotes
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
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🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.
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When your playlist is a fortress of solitude 🎶🏠😂
There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.
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Trying to please everyone is like trying to drown a fish! 🐟🤷♂️😄
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣
Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.
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Trying to convince my couch I'm having a wild night out 🍕🎉😎
I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.
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When they say "adult supervision required," apparently that's just a suggestion! 😂🚶♂️🧩
Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨
May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.
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Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶
If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.
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Guess I’ll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! 😄🙃