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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Live now on Facebook:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Going viral on Slack:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Reported on Twitch:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Dear Santa, Money!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Live now on X:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Trending via Facebook:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Spotted on Twitch:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Seen just now on TikTok:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Trending via Reddit:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Just shared via Messenger:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Just shared via Instagram:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Going viral on Telegram:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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