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Your Honor, shitposting is the only court where no one objects 🙃🚀 #FreedomOfMeme
138 Funny sometimes quotes
Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.
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When you realize your inner teenager needs a curfew! 🕒👴🏻✌️
Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.
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Couch naps are just the sneak preview before the main sleep feature 🍿😴 #NappetizerSpecial
Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.
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When in doubt, crank up the tunes and let the beats untangle your life's spaghetti mess! 🎶🌀💩
Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.
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Spending hours decorating a cake for a single sprinkle, but hey, that sprinkle is living its best life! 🍰✨
Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.
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Channeling my inner frequent flyer by sipping ginger ale, munching on a Biscoff, and contorting into creative yoga poses on the couch. Sky miles not included! ✈️😂🍪
Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.
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Ah, the good old days when computers had boundaries and didn't follow us everywhere – the only thing intruding on my personal space was my Tamagotchi! 💻🚪😂
Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.
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Silent mode activated 🤫😂 Just call me a professional mime now! 🎭