Funny spare quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Keep you as a spare' – perfect for emotional emergencies and relationship punctures! 🧯 Better stock up on love and kindness, just in case you get called into action! 💔😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, those ladies would have my killer behind bars quicker than my pizza delivery guy finding my house 🍕🕵️‍♀️🔍 #PodcastDetectives #CrackingCasesBetweenCoffeeBreaks"

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