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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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Every laptop should have a β€œcat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Spotted on Facebook:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Making waves on WeChat:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Trending via Twitch:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Spotted on Threads:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has downloaded:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ has copied:

Accidentally blurted out β€œskip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Breaking via WhatsApp:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Trending via Reddit:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Going viral on WeChat:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Seen just now on Telegram:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, β€œOh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Spotted on Facebook:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Seen just now on X:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If I had 50Β’ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Going viral on Telegram:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Live now on Messenger:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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