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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

This Monday could have been an email.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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429 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,698

Funny Quotes Topics

17,716

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15,698

Updated

Jan 13, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Making waves on YouTube:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

64 shares on Discord this month:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

11 shares on X this month:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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429 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,698

Funny Quotes Topics

17,716

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15,698

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Just shared via WeChat:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Just landed via Twitch:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Spotted on Telegram:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Making waves on TikTok:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Going viral on Reddit:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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