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Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Making waves on Telegram:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Live now on YouTube:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Going viral on Telegram:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Spotted on Discord:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Seen just now on Facebook:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Trending via Threads:

God saw you do that.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Just shared via X:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Breaking via YouTube:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Just landed via Facebook:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Going viral on Discord:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Trending via Telegram:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Just landed via Reddit:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Just shared via Discord:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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