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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Making waves on Slack:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Reported on Telegram:

I put the mess in domestic.

Trending via Discord:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Spotted on Messenger:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Making waves on Telegram:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Reported on WhatsApp:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Going viral on Facebook:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Going viral on X:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Spotted on Slack:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Seen just now on Threads:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Just shared via WeChat:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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