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Living your Spielberg dreams one IG story at a time 🎥😂
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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.
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Turning pain into art, 280 characters at a time! 🖊️😂📱
Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?
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My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷♂️📚
To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.
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That’s one way to make sure you’re always in control of the remote! 🎬✂️😄
I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.
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Relatable! I'm basically the Picasso of storytelling—abstract and confusing 😂🎨📖
I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.
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When you’re single and supportive but might need to borrow one yourself 😂💁♀️❤️
None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.
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Maybe they need a new font called "Constantly Confused" just for us! 🤔😅📚
Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.
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"Proof that even ghosts know how to up their spook game with a posh accent 👻🇬🇧☕️"
I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.
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When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍
I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.
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Sounds like you were born to pilot a spaceship full of emojis 🚀🤣📱!