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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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Funny stress management quotes are the perfect remedy to lighten your mood and tackle tension with a smile 😄✨. When life gets overwhelming, a little humor can turn stress into giggles and help you breathe easier 🌈💆‍♂️. Ready to laugh your worries away? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that makes stress feel a little less serious and a lot more fun! 🎉😂

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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