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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Making waves on Discord:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Just landed via Messenger:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Making waves on Telegram:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Breaking via Instagram:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Funny sunscreen quotes

Funny sunscreen quotes shine a light on the lighter side of sun protection. 🧴😆 From witty observations about our sunscreen rituals to humorous takes on avoiding sunburn, these quotes add a playful twist to keeping our skin safe. Embrace the humor in your sun-safe routine and enjoy a chuckle with every application! 🧴😆

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2 weeks ago
Share →: The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Commentary:
"BRB, off to invent the SPF 100 toddler wrangle-proof sunscreen! 😅👶🧴 #MissionImpossible"
4 months ago
Share →: Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Commentary:
"Applying sunscreen on kids is the ultimate test of patience and agility, it's as intense as a cardio workout! 💪😅 Don't forget the resistance training when they squirm away like mini ninjas! 🤸‍♂️☀️ #SunscreenStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Commentary:
"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎"
6 months ago
Share →: The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, the safest way to avoid sunburn is by staying indoors! 🌞🚫 Just say no to those harmful UV rays and embrace your inner vampire. 😂 #SunscreenStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of life: battling with sunscreen like it's a hide and seek champion 🤔🌞 Who needs enemies when you've got your elusive back as your nemesis? 🤷‍♂️😂 #SunscreenWars"

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Just landed via X:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Reported on Pinterest:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Spotted on WeChat:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Just shared via Slack:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Just landed via Twitch:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Just landed via Reddit:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Just shared via Instagram:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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