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Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Making waves on Messenger:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Going viral on Twitch:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Trending via Threads:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Trending via X:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Live now on YouTube:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Just shared via Slack:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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36 shares on WeChat this month:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

59 shares on Slack this month:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

19 shares on Slack this month:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,562

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Going bananas on Twitch:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Spotted on Discord:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Just landed via Twitch:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Going viral on Slack:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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