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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Telegram:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Just shared via Slack:

The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

Making waves on TikTok:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Going viral on Slack:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Just landed via Instagram:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Live now on Facebook:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Trending via Reddit:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Just landed via YouTube:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

71 shares on Discord this month:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Making waves on X:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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