Funny surprises quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

  Commentary:
  "2021: The year that made us all go 'wait, what?!' 🤯 Who knew the impossible could become reality? 🙃 #PlotTwist2021"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Receiving a mystery Valentine's Day card is like a romantic game of Clue 🕵️‍♀️: 'Was it Cupid in the garden with an arrow?' But a mystery Father's Day card just raises questions like 'Wait, who's my real dad?' 🤔🃏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of reaching your 40s – it's like unwrapping a gift and finding an extra chin waiting for you! 🎁🤨 Who needs surprises in life when you can have a chin-credible reveal instead? 😂 #AgingGracefully"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: the ultimate act of self-love wrapped in a package! 🎁💁‍♂️ Who needs a significant other when you can spoil yourself with surprise gifts any time you want? 💳💻 #TreatYourself"

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