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Ah, the joys of marital amnesia! 😅💍 How to win at marriage: repeat, rinse, and repeat again! 🎶🗣️
47 Funny telling quotes
I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.
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Here’s my new mantra for life: “If it makes sense to you, then it makes ‘dollars’ to me” 😂🤑 #ConfusionEconomics
You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.
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When they start calling you a superhero, but all you want is a nap! 🦸♂️🦸♀️😴
Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.
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Embracing my inner dork and calling it charisma! 😂✨ #AwkwardAndProud
My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.
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Sounds like they're both in a romantic comedy, but forgot they were cast as the extras. 😂🎬🤦♀️
The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.
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Sounds like he's dodging commitments faster than a cat avoiding water! 😂🐱🚫
Telling my parents they’re like family to me.
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Finally made it official! 🎉👨👩👧👦😂