Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
47 Funny telling quotes
The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.
Commentary:
"When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"
Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.
Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"
Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
Commentary:
"When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"
Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.
Commentary:
"Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs"
I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.
Commentary:
🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions
When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.
Commentary:
"Listening to people's life stories is like watching a boring movie when you've got the Oscar-worthy version playing in your head 😅🎥 #MyLifeBeLike #StoryTimeShowdown"
Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.
Commentary:
"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems"
I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.
Commentary:
🤫 When faced with a tricky situation, just remember: nothing says "mature adult" like going straight to the source! 😂💁♀️👩👦 Brace yourself… mom's on speed dial!
If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.
Commentary:
When a billionaire starts handing out voting tips, it's like a reverse GPS for democracy! 🚦🤑🤖