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Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Trending via Snapchat:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Breaking via TikTok:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Trending via Pinterest:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Going bananas on X:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Spotted on Facebook:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Spotted on Facebook:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Just shared via Facebook:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Just landed via X:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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78 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

18 shares on Threads this month:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

42 shares on Discord this month:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

68 shares on Slack this month:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I will sit in the rain about this.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,371

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The world started without permission again.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Just shared via X:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Trending via LinkedIn:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Just shared via Discord:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Just shared via Threads:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

Seen just now on Discord:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Live now on Twitch:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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