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Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Breaking via TikTok:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Shared recently on Slack:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Trending via Messenger:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Breaking via Facebook:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Breaking via Instagram:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Going viral on Pinterest:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Spotted on Slack:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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51 shares on Telegram this month:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

100 shares on YouTube this month:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

54 shares on Threads this month:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Going viral on Threads:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Making waves on Messenger:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Just landed via Slack:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Shared recently on Instagram:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Going viral on Slack:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

69 but we both just farting.

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