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When someone drunk texts you, consider it a rock-solid testament to your undeniable charm 🍻🤔💫
102 Funny texting quotes
Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.
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When your love letters start sounding like they were written by Count Dracula 🦇💌😂
Easy there, unsaved number.
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When your phone number has commitment issues 🙈📱🤷♂️
If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.
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Nodding in agreement while my attention span takes a quick vacation! 😂✈️🙈
WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.
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WhatsApp's drama department is working overtime with those deleted message alerts! 🎭🙄🔍
I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.
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Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱
Text her when the moon looks pretty.
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Shoot your shot when the moon has that Instagram filter on it! 🌙📸
The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.
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Why send a text when you can send smoke signals and ensure everyone knows about your forgetfulness? 🎉🔥📵
Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.
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Who needs a notification ping when you can have the doorbell symphony and a flower delivery 💐🚪😂
Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.
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When your phone gets more screen time than a Hollywood blockbuster 😂📱🎬