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When you're in the group chat just for the background noise 🎻😂📴
102 Funny texting quotes
How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?
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Just type "OK." and let the passive-aggressive magic happen 😂📱💥
I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…
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Ellipses… they make life… feel like a… never-ending… suspense movie… 🎬😄
Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.
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Looks like I've discovered the ultimate invisibility cloak: just stop texting first! 🕵️♂️🙈📵
Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.
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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.
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Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.
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When even your phone's autocorrect is like, "Yeah, I've got nothing." 🤷♂️📱😂
Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.
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"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.
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"😂 If only I could reply before you even text! Time travelers, where you at? ⏰✨"
True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.
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"When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃♂️💥😅"