Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.