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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Just landed via Discord:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Breaking via Facebook:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Breaking via Facebook:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Spotted on Discord:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Breaking via Messenger:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Just landed via WeChat:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Going viral on Facebook:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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